I look A LOT like Patrick Wilson, and I’ve banged lots of chicks who look like Lena Dunham.

Whatever, I have perfect abs. It’s still nobody’s business who I choose to sleep with. If I choose to bang lower-middle class, mediocre-looking coffee shop employees 2 days of the week, that’s MY decision. But the important thing is, I always get back to work. It’s not a question of “Why would I?”, it’s a question of “Why wouldn’t I?!”. Fine, yeah, I have daughters and while they’re not 24 right now, one day they will be. And that’s all that matters.-J.W.